Okay, I know. It’s been a while since I’ve been able to post. Crazy stuff has been going on here. First, let me tell you it’s been cold. The heated bed in the kitty condo has kept my Bum warm enough. If I let on that I’m the least bit chilly, Miss Erin will whip me up in her arms and plop me in the RV. It’s not that the RV is a dump or anything; I just miss my freedom (and the kitty daily multivitamins).
There has been a lot of commotion. That noise down the street has something to do with it all. The big ‘uns keep tracking back and forth. The ones with the funny hats make me meow-how. That’s a chuckle cat style for you humanoids that aren’t familiar with felines.
Then there is the water fountain in the front yard. Don’t get me wrong, I love moving water but this stuff is pretty yucky—even for a man cat like me. I like to see myself in the water dish. All I saw in that stuff was orange grit. Blech, blech, blech. I won’t make the mistake of drinking that again.
You people all know how particular (finickier than any feline I know) Miss Erin is. She is all about the clean, organic, pesticide-free, blah,blah, blah… oh yeah, what was I saying? Oh right, the water. It was nasssssty!
Well, on to my excuse for not posting. She packed up and left, taking the laptop with her. There. See, I couldn’t post. No computer. And before you suggest it, I don’t think they would have let me get my no-so-grubby paws on the public ones at the library, although I could have hitched a ride with V. V is the mail lady and sometimes she will give me a ride in the grumman mail truck (without knowing it).
I’ll be better, I promise. I get it. A promise isn’t much from a cat. Well, you aren’t a mouse and I’m not promising I won’t eat you already. Give it a rest, would ya’? So, if the water stays on and Miss Erin leaves the laptop unlocked, I’ll sneak in and type out an update when nobody is lookin’.
Meow for now.
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